How to remove semen stains
How To Clean Your Vagina After Sex, Because They Just Don't Teach You The Useful Things In School
No matter how fun the sex was, cleaning up after having a romp in the sack can be a real drag. There is nothing more annoying than a giant semen stain in the center of your mattress, or period blood splattered over your sheets like a crime scene. What in the heck are you supposed to do about these stains? How do you wash them? What products do you use?
How to Clean Up After Sex
And since the dawn of civilisation — when primitive man completed that first historic tug in the dim recesses of his cave — the burning question of how to dispose of excess seed has never satisfactorily been resolved. So I decided once and for all to cut through the confusion and definitively rank the best and worst ways of cleaning up after burping the worm. I know most of you groovy millennials out there will struggle to relate, but back in the days before unlimited free porn on your phone magazines were all we had. You could share them with mates. The standard of photography was excellent, on the whole.
Deal with a semen stain promptly and it won't come back to haunt you. Here's how:. Semen stains on the carpet should come out easily by sponging the affected area with a cool water and detergent solution. Follow by rinsing, then blotting with dry paper towels to remove as much moisture as possible.