Birthdays are celebrated once every year, it is always a moment everyone looks forward to. Many people always look for more fun-filled way to celebrate their birthdays every year and I think using some of these funny birthday jokes will not be a bad idea. Anyone who has turned 30 knows that it is only the beginning of this amazing thing called life. You will still have that youthfulness and fun, but you will also have the wisdom to get the job done. Happy Birthday! Although turning 30 is not a joke, it can still be a lot of laughs as you turn into a slowpoke!

Birthday Jokes



+ Funny Birthday Jokes For Kids and Adults
The best birthday jokes A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am? After that she went into McDonald's for lunch and asked the order taker the same question. He replied, "Oh, you look about While standing at the bus stop she asked an old man the same question. He replied, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going.


Funny Birthday Jokes That Will Leave You in Splits
My girlfriend isn't talking to me. She said I ruined her birthday. I'm not sure how. I didn't even know it was her birthday.



Post birthday quotes or your birthday party pictures. So, instead of feeling old and frustrated, one should make the most of this occasion. If you know someone who is about to turn 50 in sometime, along with a birthday party and the usual birthday jazz, you can actually use these funny 50th birthday jokes to make their lips curl upwards more than just once! You can either send them these hilarious 50th birthday quotes and jokes, one at every hour of their special day, through SMS or you can write them out on tiny, colorful chits and leave them in places all over the house.